teahousecomic: Newest Teahouse animal cast member! PATRIOT, THE MAGNIFICENT EAGLE. Patriot’s Axis’ best friend. He’s like Mouse to Sacha. The two love to just hang out in the sunlight, kill a few mice, maybe a small dog, and then eat their kill together while watching NasCARZ and drinking bathtub moonshine. Eventually, Rhys will use Patriot to hunt Mouse, but in a sad twist of events, Patriot will mistake Sacha for Mouse, and… Well… You know where it goes from there. Yes I am lying. It’s actually a falcon, not an eagle. The rest is completely true though. -XOXO CC
likethesunwewilllivetorise: Hawkeye Arm Porn III
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room801: Tony Stark - Iron Man (marvelverse)